Sigmund Freud Motherfucker

What if your therapist just told you what you already knew?
This tee channels the ghost of Freud himself — except he’s had enough of your daddy issues and he’s not sugarcoating anything.

📚 Psychoanalysis but make it streetwear
• Iconic black & white print of Sigmund Freud with a brutalist twist.
• “Motherfucker” in bold type – because sometimes, the subconscious is loud.
• Oversized heavyweight 100% cotton for a statement that feels as real as your repressed trauma.

🖤 For who?
The intellectually unhinged.
The book-smart rebels.
Anyone whose humor is darker than their coffee.

🧼 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold – it’s not that deep.
Tumble dry low – like your self-esteem.
Wear in therapy sessions at your own risk.